davidcho:

I did not make this, but I really wish I did. 

Also, it should be, “‘Til the sweat drip down my balls”, but whatever.

via EZ

How darre you tell me whats right & what wrong

whats acceptible & whats not

and whats weird and whats normal.

i live to please myself, not you.

makeup does not = beauty

(Source: sosodef)

iamsikora:

LOL Patrick Star and Adele’s grammy nominations!

(Source: karodiamondxo)

a girls poem -

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, I can justify any shopping spree.
Don’t go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas, can talk to my friends about
the size of my ass. My beauty is a masterpiece, & yes; it takes long. At least I can
admit to others when I’m wrong. I don’t drive in circles, at any cost. I don’t have a
problem admitting I’m lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with
 it; I’m usually late. I don’t watch movies with lots of gore. Don’t need instant replay to
 remember the score. I won’t lose my hair, don’t get jock itch. & just cause I’m
assertive, don’t call me a b*tch. Don’t say to your friends, “oh yeah I can get her”. In your
dreams dear; I can do better. Flowers are okay, but jewelery is best. Look at ME, idiot,
not at my chest. I don’t have a problem expressing my feelings, I know when you’re lying
you stare at the ceiling. Don’t call me a GIRL, a BABE, or a CHICK. I am a LADY .. Don’t you get it?
*You dick.

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